My mom's boyfriend brought beer over for Thanksgiving, and later we couldn't find it. My mom swore she saw him give it to me, and she was chewing me out like, "Where's the beer, Olivia? Why would you hide the beer? Why? Why are you doing this to me? On Thanksgiving! Yeah, thanks a hell of a lot to you too!"
Auugh, crazy bitch, I didn't hide the fucking beer. She started looking under my bed and in my closet and shit.
She started crying 'cause she thought I was doing it to spite her and her boyfriend and all she wants is for me to like him.
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A good asshole though.
Nice one.
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THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR CELEBRATING THANKSGIVING, ASSHOLES.
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Fixed.
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Life will be so much easier.
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"Remember when he made his mom cry?"
"No way! He did?"
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Except I actually felt bad. Asshole.
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What did you do?
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Auugh, crazy bitch, I didn't hide the fucking beer. She started looking under my bed and in my closet and shit.
She started crying 'cause she thought I was doing it to spite her and her boyfriend and all she wants is for me to like him.
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