この肌は殺人者の肌ですよ！

[entilzhamorden]

It seems that "The Skin of a Killer" is the name of an actual piece of music on the Twilight score.

Glorious.

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[shaolin]

Somewhere out there, a twatlighter is probably getting a tattoo that says that. For the lulz, of course.

[entilzhamorden]

You know how Asian women sometimes have surgery to get Western-looking eyes? I wonder if there'll eventually be some kind of plastic surgery to make your body sparkly in sunlight. "You, too, can have the skin of a killer, with Sparklederm (Not FDA-approved)."

Also, last night I watched the new BBC Merlin with some friends, and Merlin's mentor totally looks like old Snape. That's the nickname my friends gave him. And it has Giles as Uther Pendragon. And Slash Dragon. Slash Dragon is awesome and hilarious.

[shaolin]

Yeah, I knew that. I used to watch a bit of Japanese soaps and was sort of bothered by how many of the actresses had had that surgery done.

But skin that sparkles in the sun? Heck, that'd be kind of awesome. But until such a surgery becomes possible, Hot Topic makes "Edward Body Shimmer" sparkle powder for those who are desirous of having the skin of a killer.

Reeeeally? I've heard a lot of good things about Merlin and if it has a guy that looks like old Snape and that guy who plays Giles, well... *checks out torrents*

[entilzhamorden]

I knew it existed, but I've never seen it until now. Certain people I know must never acquire it, or else terrible events may occur. I'll die before I sparkle.

Merlin is kind of goofy, but endearingly so. It's worth watching, if only for Slash Dragon.