Two for the price of one!

[entity_watcher]

Clearly there's a sale on at Trolls'R'Us, as in addition to violator_lurks, we also have fandombitches who is, well, bitching. Perhaps we should report fandombitches to violator_lurks. Anyway, on to the latest posting reviews:

The Violator: Hooray for spelling and grammar - very unusual in a troll. And almost polite - where's the fun in that? And do I detect a touch of humour? Mostly, Vio is just

Comments

[anonymous]

who the hell r u u snob u think u know everything u have no life

[entity_watcher]

Wow, you've really cut me down to size with your rapier wit.
I don't think.

And in rebuttal:

1. I am entity_watcher.
   
2. Well, I am middle class, so there's some level of snobbery, and I certainly admit to being an intellectual snob. It's not something I'm proud of, though.
   
3. I most certainly don't think I know everything, or even a noticeable fraction of "everything". As Plato said, "Wisest is he who knows what he does not know". I do have a degree from one of the top universities in the world, though.
   
4. *I* have no life? That's a bit rich. I have a job, friends, a home, even a girlfriend. Would you care to elaborate on how this does not constitute a "life"?
   

"...the usual commendation..."

[lagoonlady]

This is just the usual commendation on your fine work. It is rather pleasant for me to know what is going on in the underbelly of the fandom without having to snoop around for it or getting too mired in something that is really just a diversion from what I love about writing and reading fan fiction.

fandombitches is threatening to leave the fold, but I doubt we will ever find ourselves without people repeating this less than intelligent behavior -- again and again. Everyone knows that they can now get attention this way. The genie is out of the bottle.

You will never run out of people to watch.

[entity_watcher]

Why, thank you!

You will never run out of people to watch.

Much as I would whish that you are wrong, my instincts tell me that you are right.

[fandom_overlord]

You watch people?

Will you join my Fandom army?

[entity_watcher]

I watch the watchers.

Can I be in the Fandom Army WanKer Elimination Squad?