+ A very merry unbirthday for me, for you! +

[vitaelamorte]

Who: EVERYONE EVER
Where: The Ballroom!
When: At various points from April 8th-10th
Rating: PG-13 maybe?
Summary: Welcome to entranceway's fourth wall event! TIME TO PARTY! ♥
The Story:

Comments

[the_batarang]

WHACKACHA!!!!!!!!!

*A shiny Batarang flies right by Miguel's head and embeds itself in the wall. Uh-oh. Looks like it's stuck.*

You! Yes you! Fair citizen. Can you direct me towards the nearest crime in progress?

*Lensflare, trandemark shine.*

[kch_kch]

[MADRE DE DIOS WHAT WAS THAT.

And why can it talk?!]

U-- um. I don't...I don't know?!

[the_batarang]

You would do well to keep your wits about you! It may look like a normal party, but underneath there's a seedy underbelly of crime and corruption! Just waiting to bubble to the surface like the pulp in orange juice.

*It manages to wiggle out of the wall and clatter to the ground.*

Uhm.... A little help here?

[kch_kch]

I-- disagree. It's probably just a party, amigo.

[...] Uh, sure. [He picks up the weird knife thing, blinking down at it.] Can I ask...what are you?

[the_batarang]

That's what they want you to think! Just wait, soon they'll all turn into gorillas and then you'll be counting time with Clock King!

I'm the Batarang and I'm the RIGHT HAND OF JUSTICE™

[kch_kch]

Gorillas? [What is going oooon?!]

So-- so what do you need me to do, here? I mean, you're not-- you can't just fly away again on your own, can you?