Who: Terezi Pyrope (
turn4bout), Nepeta Leijon (
misspouncellor), and Karkat Vantas (
forevercapslock)
Where: Nepeta's room
When: IDK WHATEVER I NEVER KEEP UP WITH TIMELINES BE QUIET AND DON'T JUDGE MEEEEEEEE IT IS SHARK WEEK oh my god mother stop pretending you are on The Next Food Network Star
Rating: S for Stupid
Summary: KARKAT HAS BEEN GRUBNAPPED!!!!!
The Story:
It is Shark Week, and Terezi Pyrope’s on the prowl. Her blood pumping muscle aches, which… Is actually a pretty odd feeling for the confident troll. She’s felt pity before-Even before the past few days, she pitied Karkat. Past and Future Karkats weren’t around to distract him from taking action, and finally, FINALLY, he was starting to give her the attention she wanted.
Which meant that for once, she was very much aware of what she could lose.
After her conversation with Nepeta, and she had *darted off into the darkness* or whatever, Terezi was instantly suspicious. She visited Karkat’s room first, finding the door torn off its hinges and the smells of a tacklepounce and struggle. Crimes had taken place here. Criminal crimes that are extremely illegal.
It was a grubnapping, and Officer Pyrope is on the case.
In minutes, she’s kicking at Nepeta’s window from the outside (jetpack holding her aloft).
“THIS IS THE POLICE. TURN YOURSELF IN, NEPETA LEIJON.”