Summer End Beach Party!

[masukukunai]

Who: Yousuke Hanamura and THE WHOLE DAMN MANSION (if you want to)
Where: The beach!
When: Sunday, August 28, around 2 pm
Rating: In the PGs
Summary: Throwing a beach party to celebrate the end of summer!

The Story:

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[huddahuddafire]

*Parties need bonfires!

Pyro is only too happy to oblige. It's burning hot enough to melt most people getting close enough to make s'mores, but hey, it's there and

It.

Is.

Beautiful.

She could almost wipe away a tear from her gas mask.

Enjoy this rubbery monstrosity cavorting around the campfire like a moron.*

[eatsyourscience]

...Wow. [He's standing at a safe distance (ie a distance at which he doesn't feel like he's getting a sun burn), just staring.]

[huddahuddafire]

*YOU! You there drinking the soda and not enjoying the fire. Come! Dance and make merry!

Or have a giant blob in a rubber suit dragging you over to the bonfire.*

[eatsyourscience]

[Whoa there, girl, I know Souji's irresistible, but this is a little forward.]

That's...really hot.

[huddahuddafire]

*She knows she is.

Oh wait. The fire.

Yes that's hot too. She is leading you in the most beautiful waltz around that fire. It's so fancy and grandiose. Except for the part where she's stepping all over your toes.

She's also humming some appropriate music. At least that's what it might be. It could also be death metal for all anyone can tell through that mask.*

[eatsyourscience]

[You know, somehow? He is just going along with this. That's what happens when you're Souji The Pimp Seta. You can charm even the most rubbery girls.

So he will actually participate in this dancing.]

[huddahuddafire]

*Their glorious dance looks a bit like this. People are bowing to them and they're the most loved of all royalty in Russia and...

No wait.

Back on track here Pyro.

Okay. She's back. She breaks off their beautiful dance and rummages in her pockets. She brought marshmallows! Now they just need sticks. Well, Souji needs a stick, she's gonna roast that sucker on the end of her axe.*

[eatsyourscience]

[Fortunately, someone (Yousuke) thought of this. So it doesn't take Souji long to find a stick suitable for the job.

That fire looks like it's going to incinerate anything that comes near, but whatever.]

[huddahuddafire]

*It probably will unless they sit a way aways. She plops her fatass down and breaks open the bag of marshmallows. Carefully balancing one on the head of her axe she holds it over towards the fire.

It chars and blackens almost immediately.*

[eatsyourscience]

[...Wow.

Souji takes one and tries it...wow that's fast. 8|

He picks it off the stick carefully to eat it.]

[huddahuddafire]

*Pyro on the other hand shoves that gooey mush right through the filter of her gas mask.

Horrific slurping sounds ensue.*

[eatsyourscience]

Isn't it hard to eat like that?

[huddahuddafire]

*She shakes her head and puts another marshmallow on the axe.*

Hmmph hudda mrurr.

[eatsyourscience]

[Whether or not he actually understood her is debatable.] I guess if you're used to it.

[huddahuddafire]

*Another gooey masterpiece down!*

Mmmhummna. Hurr numa murr hudda.

*She points to the mask and shakes her head. She's trying to say she never takes it off.*

[eatsyourscience]

[You know what? Somehow, strangely, he knows exactly what she's saying.]

Are you just more comfortable with it on?