Feel the Magic Rise

[urnewkingbitch]

Who: Dave Strider, Bro Strider, John Egbert, Santana Lopez, Dean Winchester, Puck, maybe a wild Baby Penguin Kurt Hummel
Where: Tearoom
When: Tuesday, October 25th
Rating: T for sexual explanations and language
Summary: Sex Education 101 is now beginning!
The Story:

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[urnewkingbitch]

Dave wasn't sure if he should approach John or not, to be honest. But he did anyway because the poor guy looked like he needed a bro that wasn't going to talk sex education to him.

The blond sat down next to his best friend without preamble, and decided to see if he would make the first move.

[hamburellakind]

John has to make a bit of an effort to pull himself out of the stupor, but it's easier when someone was obviously waiting for him to say or do something.

Eventually, he glances sideways at his well-intentioned but perhaps overreactionary best friend.

"...It'd be weird to ask for a hug right now, huh?"

[urnewkingbitch]

It wasn't an overreaction!

Dave doesn't say anything for a moment, and then shrugs. He can allow a hug after all of that, perhaps especially after Bro's portion.

"Nah. Well, I don't care, anyway. Pretty much hugged my pillow like it was a fuckin' lifeline after the first couple times bro pulled the talk on my ass."

[hamburellakind]

John kind of flops over onto Dave's shoulder, sighing heavily.

"Yeah, I can kinda see how that stuff even managed to mess you up..."

He's just never looking a puppet in the eye again. That's all there is to say on the matter.

[urnewkingbitch]

Poor kid.

"After a while, you just get used to it. Hopefully he'll stop when I hit 18, but fuck if I know."

Oh...wait. ...Nope, he is just going to ignore the pang that no that's not really going to happen back home.

"How're you holdin' up?"

[hamburellakind]

Good question.

"Um," John begins, shifting into a better head-leaning-on-Dave's-shoulder position, "Well, they said lots of stuff I guess I'd heard about but didn't really get. But some of it was gross and I'm not sure how to feel about it. And people like to trick me so who knows if it's all true."

Sigh.

"At least Terezi wasn't here to give a troll perspective. I think I might've freaked out and windy thinged the roof off."

[urnewkingbitch]

Fact: Dave is the best pillow.

"Okay, we can have honesty hour right now if you want. I can guarantee that Bro's stuff was completely honest. Went out and did research myself after the third talk 'cause he decided that I might as well do some homework."

He glances at his friend.

"If you wanna ask me somethin' about it, I promise I'll be brutally honest. But we don't have to right now. Think you deserve a break."

[hamburellakind]

"Thank you." John closes his eyes. Then some images pop up in his brain and he opens them again. Hopefully that is a temporary side effect of intense sex ed...

"...Although I'm kinda curious how you did research on this."

[urnewkingbitch]

"No prob, bro." The blond raises a brow, but he doesn't laugh or anything.

"Wikipedia, medical journals, and porn sites. Wiki gives you a general idea, then you go to the medical stuff, and then you go to the porn site to get an idea of what it'd be like."

See? There's a method to his madness, as Einstein would say.

[hamburellakind]

John blushes for the millionth and first time that day. "Oh. So you don't just keep the lesbean stuff around ironically."

...That might've been rude. But whatever, Dave deserves a little rudeness after all this rudeness.

[urnewkingbitch]

Dave doesn't care, John.

"You kiddin'? That shit's hot to look at. Hot enough to make Houston's hottest day feel like a fresh spring mornin' if it's done right."

[hamburellakind]

And then John covers his face and giggles like an idiot.

"I can't believe we're talking about this. God."

[urnewkingbitch]

Poor guy deserves a hair ruffle after all of this. So Dave gives that to him.

"We're teenaged guys, that's normal. This was bound to happen."

[hamburellakind]

"Haha, I guess I've just only talked about it as a joke with people. Or, you know, while trying to dodge getting therapied by Rose."

Rose would have a field day with all this.

Anyway, he sits up again, grinning at Dave a little. "I guess I can't really be mad at you for this."

[urnewkingbitch]

"Everyone tries to dodge that shit."

That actually makes Dave relax a bit. He definitely thought John would be pissed longer than that.

"How can you stay mad at this face, Egbert? It's physically impossible. It goes against the laws of science."

[hamburellakind]

"It is pretty hard to stay mad at someone who can't get mad back for fear of his poker face, I dunno, exploding or something."

John gives him a friendly nudge. Yeah, they're cool.