Feel the Magic Rise

[urnewkingbitch]

Who: Dave Strider, Bro Strider, John Egbert, Santana Lopez, Dean Winchester, Puck, maybe a wild Baby Penguin Kurt Hummel
Where: Tearoom
When: Tuesday, October 25th
Rating: T for sexual explanations and language
Summary: Sex Education 101 is now beginning!
The Story:

Comments

Re: THE AFTERMATH

[itsahotone]

Isn't Santana just the person he wants to see again right now?? But hey, at least she's going to be really understanding and nice.

"You're not gonna cry, are you?"

[hamburellakind]

Oh God, don't cry just because she said the word.

"Fff, no. I just need to process everything. That was a lot of, uh, data to get at once."

[itsahotone]

"Yeah, well. Now you won't make a fool of yourself over this anymore."

You're welcome.

[hamburellakind]

"...Thanks."

John tilts his head a little, a sudden question occurring that hadn't before. "Hey, uh, how'd you find out about this stuff?"

[itsahotone]

"I go to public school."

Clearly that is the most obvious answer in the history of answers.

[hamburellakind]

"Oh. Maybe I just didn't get to that class yet."

Or he was zoning out.

His dad did try to show him something once with pipes.

But he'd just seen Ghost Dad! How was he supposed to concentrate on some weird convo. It was impossible.

[itsahotone]

Santana snickers a little and shakes her head.

"Not from class. People talk. Kids do stuff, then they tell everyone else. It's not that hard to pick up this crap once you pay attention or whatever."

Then, because she is slightly evil, she pats his knee. "You'll be fine."

[hamburellakind]

John's spine goes totally straight and he presses his lips together. Oh.

"Dave says stuff sometimes but I think he's all talk." Well, that was oddly calm and relevant. He's getting better! "How'd you know people weren't making stuff up?"

[itsahotone]

"Some things are just freakin' common sense." Duh. You know, like not drilling a hole in a guy in order to have gay sex. "Other things, you just kinda find out for yourself. Usually guys just stick to lying about how many girls they've banged, though."

[hamburellakind]

"Do girls? Lie, I mean." Santana seemed like she was...well, popular! But maybe she was just pretending too. Maybe she just did what Dave did with the wikipedia and the porn...

[itsahotone]

"I guess."

Some even lie and say they did it when they obviously didn't, Rachel.

"Usually just to claim they didn't do anything so they aren't called a slut or whatever."

[hamburellakind]

So it's the opposite of guys? "That's dumb. Isn't sex, like, nice? I mean, I guess it's embarrassing but it's not bad..."

[itsahotone]

"It's great, usually, but some people are dicks about girls actually liking sex." Her voice should be a clue as to how she feels about that. She got over caring what people thought about her actually daring to enjoy sex while being female a long time ago.

For the most part.

"That's why guys are congratulated for getting laid while girls get called slutty and get told they'll only ever be able to get a job working a pole."

Fucking Rachel.

[hamburellakind]

John frowns. "Yeah. That is super dumb."

Although maybe he shouldn't have further ingrained the image of Santana enjoying sex into his brain. Whoops.

[itsahotone]

Here, John. Have another pat on the knee for that.

"Glad you agree. Keep that up and the girls won't hate you."

She was going to say and the girls will love you but come on. Let's not jump the gun, here.

[hamburellakind]

Not hating is a start. Also her hand is on his knee. Geeeeeeez.

"Th...anks, Santana."