+ Alice's Christmas Party Extravaganza! +

[curiousher]

Who: Everyone! Real Things and Mirrors!
Where: The Ballroom
When: Wednesday evening
Rating: We'll call it PG-13 to be safe
Summary: Alice decides the best way to keep everyone from wandering off to other places is to have a Christmas party! But...it might possibly make things worse. You should click the cut and find out.
The Story:

Comments

[sugarhighkind]

WHOA.

BOOBS.

[He's just going to gape for a bit because he's honestly shocked at how many boobs he can see right now.

(Read: about two thirds of boobs.)]

[sugarhighkind]

YES. AND YES.

WAIT IS THIS ANY OF YOUR BUSINESS?!

BACK, WITCH!

[Flaily arms.]

[itsahotone]

[What a dork.]

Make up your mind, Tooth-fairy. Am I a witch or a devil?

Wow, I would so not be able to date an asexual.

[sugarhighkind]

YOU ARE BOTH. AND IT'S PERFECTLY FINE, SHUT UP.

[itsahotone]

Witchy devil, huh? [Twirl~]

Guess you're not as insecure and horny as I thought, then. Good for you.

[sugarhighkind]

...YEAH.

[Now he's kind of worried. And eying some egg nog. Hm.]

[itsahotone]

I, for one, think it's super sweet of you to put aside any urges and wants you have, all for him.

[Sure, she sounds more like she's wishing him sympathy for his dying dick, but whatever. Same diff, right?]

[sugarhighkind]

YOU DO KNOW I'M 13, RIGHT?

[itsahotone]

Do you?

[Oh snap.

...]

[sugarhighkind]

YES.

[itsahotone]

I'm just saying, I've heard things about you.

[sugarhighkind]

LIKE WHAT?

WHO'S TALKING ABOUT ME?

WHAT THE FUCK?!

[itsahotone]

Uh, everyone that's ever met you knows you're alls about the sex.

[sugarhighkind]

YOU DON'T KNOW ME.

YOU DON'T KNOW ME.

YOU DON'T KNOW ME.

[Defensive flaily arms.]

[itsahotone]

[sing-songy] If you say so!

[La la, eggnog is delicious.]

[sugarhighkind]

I AM PERFECTLY HAPPY.

YOU ARE A HARPY.

AND A DEVIL AND A WITCH.