Won't you be my neighbor? [Typed]

[entro_pist]

Thank you, Warden, for the lovely eviction notice.
People love being thrown out of their living arrangements. 
So Econtra City Asylum, who wants a new neighbor?
Or how about a new roommate?
I'm quiet as a mouse; you won't even know I'm there.
Come on, give a clown a home.

xoxoxox
 

Comments

[gonnaloveme]

You can move six feet under the dirt as far as any of us care...

[entro_pist]

BORING. That's been done to death around here if you haven't noticed.

Any more bright ideas, Wayne?

[gonnaloveme]

I didn't say it to be entertaining. I meant it quite literally.

[entro_pist]

That's funny, usually when people are serious about something, they act on it.

[notamessiah]

You do not sound terribly quiet.

[entro_pist]

That's only because we haven't had the pleasure of living side-by-side or knowing each other beyond words on a screen. Oh, but I'm telling you, not a peep. Not to mention I like to keep things tidy.

So how do you do?

[notamessiah]

No. I live near enough mortals as it is.

[entro_pist]

And mortals annoy you?

[gm_kragok]

You know, I just happen to have an empty room or two available.

[entro_pist]

Do you? There was another offer I was considering but it turns out her roommate and I aren't all that compatible. A real bore, he is.

Anyway. Aren't you the guy who annihilated that Finitevus fellow? Which would make you the only one here who has successfully killed another inmate. Now, I'm not saying I'm the type to be choosy at a time like this, but that's the sort of thing a guy like me takes into account.

[gm_kragok]

If it makes you feel any better, Joker...

I did it with a smile on my face and laughter in my heart.

[entro_pist]

But I want to know more, Grandmaster.
How exactly did you do it?