you need to file your nail because there's a split that's inching towards the quick, and the closest thing you can find (in your house) to a nail file is the striker on a box of matches.
Ok, perhaps I should replace "closest thing you can find" with "first thing you can find". Although I did search for a nail file, after I gave up, the matchbox was the first thing I came across that would do the job. There's plenty of appropriately-gauged sandpaper in the basement.
Now, see, I wouldn't say that makes you "not a girl" I would say that makes you the right kind of girl to have around. Ingenuity and quick thinking in a crisis, and all. :)
Ooh! I like the edge of a quarter trick! I'll definitely remember that one, 'cause it's even more common for me to have quarters around than matchboxes.
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(I've used the edge of a quarter before, myself.)
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