it's my brother's 23rd birthday today. pretty nifty, huh? after you turn 18, that's your biggest birthday...and then it's just a normal day. i guess 21 will be cool...but...after that, i probably won't look forward to many birthdays after that, haha ( Read more... )

my day was weird. woke up at 2:30 because like 8 people called. bogus. curt went to go save bentley and his flat tire ass. i had julie appt at 3:30 and people kept talkin to me online and i had to take a quick shower and go see julie. whoa yeah fun w/ her. then came home and partied for .5, then my dad called me and reminded me about chuck e ( Read more... )

whoa dude in college, if you miss a class, it's NO BIG DEAL. but to caryl motherfucking schlicher, it's a big ass motherfuckin deal. she's gonna get BIIIITCHED out after class today. i can't wait to give her the WORST follow up analysis ever. ahhh soooo pissed. ya know--and i have perfect papers in this class...and she's tryin' to get me for ( Read more... )

      massages are lovebrought to you by the isLove Generatoryeah...this answers all the questions as to why i'm a touchy mctoucherson type of person ( Read more... )

berry lucky charms are super dank. like whoa. i think the cereal aisle is hardest for me to walk through at the store...i drool over everything and i wanna buy everything ( Read more... )

wow guys--it's not even 4:20 and i already have wonderful exciting adventure stories ( Read more... )

tater woke me up by knocking on my door to be let out. what a turdlet. then i decided to get up and start the day. and it's not even 9:30 and bentley is already here playing his stupid video game. HE BROUGHT ME THE NEW YEAH YEAH YEAHS CD! i am stoked...i love new cds. placebo has a new cd. last night there was a commercial for some band ( Read more... )

dude ahh i am the worst stoner EVER!!! let me tell you about my life for the past....few months ( Read more... )

ok so i visited booger in florida last friday and i came back monday...and i had a good time.  it was kinda funky cuz i randomly called her and was like hey can i come see you...and she was like YEAH DUDE.  so yeah.  anyway--she sent me a msg on aim last night, and i wanna post it cuz it's full of love.  and yeah--it made me cry, but whatever.  i ( Read more... )