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[envoyeuristic]

[No dramatic introduction or anything here, just the feed clicking on with Issun and his really unimpressed face appearing on it.]

So, what the heck is this "ice cream" stuff I hear everybody makin' a fuss about, and what's so great about it?

[He is bored out of his skull and tired of wracking his brain over other important issues. Provide a

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[ilovedyoupiggy]

[...someone say ice cream?]

I want some!

[And with this green dog, there is a crab. Sitting on his head.]

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[envoyeuristic]

Good for you! But tellin' me ya want it ain't all that helpful to either of us when I don't even know what it is.

[And he won't even recognize that GIR's in costume, unfamiliar with zippers as he is. It's... it's still not normal for dogs to be green though, right?]

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[ilovedyoupiggy]

[Nothing is important any more other than acquiring some.]

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[ilovedyoupiggy]

[He waddles off screen for a few moments.]

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[wayward_faith]

[Wait. Someone who doesn't know what ice cream is? BLASPHEMY.]

It's a frozen dairy treat normally enjoyed during the summer. But... well, most from my world like eating it all year long!

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[envoyeuristic]

It's... frozen milk? [Wow, (unsure) does not even begin to describe how he feels about that.] How did anybody ever manage to make that taste good?

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[wayward_faith]

It's because cream and ice are just the base. The trick is adding in the other ingredients like sugars and fruit!

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[envoyeuristic]

I dunno, it still sounds kinda gross to me! Are ya sure your world didn't just develop weird tastes or anything?

[ownpower]

I haven't heard of it until now.

[envoyeuristic]

You either, huh? I'd be pretty surprised to see ya eatin' anything with the word "ice" in its name actually, considerin' where ya usually live.

[ownpower]

Hm. It's much hotter here, it may be comfortable to eat something colder.

[envoyeuristic]

You'd probably be less warm if ya wore more of those clothes that half-baked prophet got ya.

[No, that's never going to stop being funny.]

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[envoyeuristic]

[Disney? The heck is that supposed to be?

Anyway, Issun will be enjoying the "view" on the screen, and not even getting angry at her snippy attitude like he usually would.]

I guess that makes sense if it's got "cream" in the name. Makin' it might require technology my world don't have yet; I'm startin' to learn that Nippon's kinda backwater compared to most everywhere else.

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[envoyeuristic]

Huh, that doesn't sound too hard. I dunno if we've got anything to freeze it in though, Vatheon is kinda lacking in ice-capped mountains.

[meddlefussyfang]

[Another unfortunate who hadn't heard of this desert item! Ever since she discovered it and its delicious qualities, she's been encouraging others to try it.]

I'm not actually sure of the process involved in making it. Through some process involving frozen dairy and other ingredients a very cold cream is made. It is delicious, but very difficult to describe if you've never had it.

[envoyeuristic]

Finally, a straight answer! Not sure if I believe ya on the "delicious" part, your description sounds pretty bland to me.

[meddlefussyfang]

Well, sometimes it's a very simple. It depends on what they add to it. Some of them resemble the flavors of ripened seed pods, especially juicy ones. Others have various sweetened swirls through them.

[envoyeuristic]

...Okay, now ya lost me. Ripened seed pods? Sweetened swirls?