my flight is fucked. the plane that was supposed to take me to san francisco in about a half hour to connect to a flight to new york is stuck in denver.

so...i'll be flying to san francisco tonight to stay in a hotel, and then leaving for new york tomorrow morning/afternoon.

anyone in san francisco wanna party tonight?

this morning my mom asked me for some birthday gift ideas for a high-school freshman girl. i'm not exactly sure why she thinks i would have any idea what a soon-to-be-15-year-old girl wants for her birthday. my guess is that she accidentally caught an episode of queer eye for the straight guy. maybe she's really coming around :D ( Read more... )

i need a new livejournal username. crystal suggested "goth_princess," but that just doesn't seem fitting somehow...

i am just so mad so much of the time these days. and what do i do about it? i smoke and i curse and i pull at my hair. each day the sky opens and the alarm clock blares and i am forced to swallow time, the seconds rolling down my throat like large glass marbles and i just keep feeling heavier and heavier. i'm 20 years old now. no more teen angst, ( Read more... )

oh man...it's spring. i'd almost forgotten. too bad i'm watching it from an office window over the 84. does anyone know of any spring equinox/ostara rituals or events going on in portland today?

it's the night before my birthday...doesn't anyone want to party with me?

i only do things that fit between my shower and cigarette rituals, which take place with great regularity but at no particular time ( Read more... )

i'm home and my dad is dating a 32-year-old bisexual with a nose stud and a tongue piercing.

i am not making this shit up.

he said, "let's pursue what's important in life,"
and then hopped in a hot-air balloon,
setting a new world record
when he landed on the moon.

why matt is now an international gay superstar ( Read more... )