Comments | envy_lightbulb: Hmmm.

hana_kirigami in envy_lightbulb

Hmmm.

Feb 08, 2007 06:13

Hey, Frankie-chan (Archer) is a cyborg-automail-thingy. And whenever he opens his mouth, it's a cannon-thingy. So, I ask you, cracktastic community - How do you think Frankie-chan eats? Or where does all that food go? I mean, robots don't poop or pee, right?

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ceasefire February 8 2007, 14:25:24 UTC

He drinks soup through a funnel.

And what do you think the guns shoot? :D

hana_kirigami February 8 2007, 14:43:07 UTC

Hmmm, but what about other foods?

Archer: Kimbley, I wanna show you my SECRET WEAPON.
Kimbley: What is it, sir?
Archer: *starts firing poop around his office* BWAHAHAHA! WITH THIS WEAPON I'LL BE ABLE TO WIN WAR ANYDAY!
Kimbley: Let's hope you don't get diarrhea anytime soon.

hana_kirigami February 8 2007, 14:43:41 UTC

Hold on, unless you mean that he turns the food into soup and then drinks it.

experienced February 8 2007, 14:39:42 UTC

I for one believe he should just get an oil change every 3000 miles.

zoshu_chan February 8 2007, 20:19:40 UTC

You're so full of crack, Hana-chan. XDDD Join me in the crack revolution! >D

Good question. o-o Well, he still has half a mouth which should answer the food question... I'm not sure if he can open it though. XD

As to where it comes out... I'm not entirely sure that dwelling in that is a good idea. XD

hana_kirigami February 8 2007, 23:44:14 UTC

Sure I will! :D

Well, drinkable foods he just shoves in his cannon. (As seen in an FMA anime picture where he was drinking wine by the bottle.) But, food chunks? o_o

If we dwell in that, I'm going to bring up something very disgusting I found. It's cracktastic and creepy all in one! XDDD

zoshu_chan February 9 2007, 03:14:59 UTC

Yay! Viva la Revolution!

"shoves in his cannon."
Why does that sound dirty to me? XDDD

Oh, do tell! XD

hana_kirigami February 9 2007, 03:30:47 UTC

I dunno. XD

Well, I heard someone making up a theory that Archer has an automail penor with a built-in vibrator. They also drew a picture to demonstrate...I didn't look at it, though.

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weis_blitz February 8 2007, 23:42:30 UTC

Er... I'd usually say intravenously. But right now....

Archer: yum food!*opens mouth to eat food, cannon explodes food into bits* DAMMIT!

halfnium February 9 2007, 04:25:42 UTC

I got this weird image of him.

Frank: I need... my fix! [stabs arm with needle full of vitamins]

Like a heroin addict, 'cept with food!

hana_kirigami February 9 2007, 06:08:11 UTC

...

You just killed me. XD