Because I Can't Sleep At Night *shot*
(Stolen from darketernal09, just to let you guys know.)
List 12 characters from one fandom, before looking under the cut for the questions.
I CHOOSE YOU! GO, ENZAI CHARACTERS!
1. Guys
2. Io
3. Jose
4. Belbet
5. Durer
6. Evan
7. Shion
8. Vallewida
9. Guard A
10. Guard B
11. Lusca
12. Guildias
Have you read 6/11 fic? Do you want to?
*drools* I've read, wrote and dreamed of Evan / Lusca. So, yes.
Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?
Belbet is pretty hot...but he's dead. *shot* I give him a three out of ten.
What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?
Vallewida would be pregnant by Guildias? The fuck is going on here?
Can you rec any fic(s) about 9?
Yeah, but Guard A was a minor charater involved in a threeway with Guard B and Durer. O_O
Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?
Io and Evan could work...but Lusca would be lonely. *sad face*
5/9 or 5/10? Why?
Durer / Guard A versus Durer / Guard B?
Durer / Guard B wins. Don't ask me why.
What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex?
If Shion walked in on some hot Io / Guildias sex? *tries to picture it* Not a clue.
Make up a summary for a 3/10 fic.
A JOSE / GUARD B FIC????? THE FUCK'S GOING ON HERE?
Guard B didn't have anything left to gamble, so he offered his body to whoever won against him? *shot*
Is there any such thing as 1/8 fluff?
Guys / Vallewida can haz fluff, yes? Y / N?
Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic.
"Missing Myuca: Shion / Guildias Hurt / Comfort Fic" (?)
Does anyone on your friends list read 7 slash?
Since Guys / Shion falls into that catagory, yes.
Does anyone on your friends list read 3 het?
...Dude. These are Enzai characters we're talking about. There's no such thing as het here.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11?
OF COURSE THERE ARE KIDS WHO WRITE AND DRAW LUSCA ON MY F-LIST! WHAT KIND OF QUESTION WAS THAT?
(One or two of the questions didn't post, for some reason... Oh well. One was cracktastic anyways.)
How would you feel if 7/8 was canon?
...Oh God, that means Guys is alone. You see? *points to Evan / Lusca, Jose / Io, Shion / Vallewida, Guard A / Guard B, dead!Belbet and Durer / Guildias* No one left for Guys.
Do you think 2 is hot? How hot?
No, Io is NOT hot.
12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
Guildias send Vallewida on a mission to rape Durer.
It fails horribly. *shot*
What would 5 most likely be arrested for?
Durer would get arrested for, you guessed it, rape.
If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?
Hmm...Shion or Vallewida?
I pick Shion, only because Shion beat the shit out of Durer. :D