Randomness ~ Evan / Lusca
(Lusca Cinquain)
Lawyer,
you sit on your
couch and drink your sake,
avoiding the case you're sure's all
your fault.
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(Evan Haiku)
Journalist, locked up
for a crime you didn't do,
missing your lover.
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(Lusca Six-Word Memoir)
...And then they locked him up.
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(Evan Six-Word Memoir)
Love letters, scrawled secretly inside envelopes.
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Title: But I’m A Man!
Word Count: 100
Characters: Evan, Lusca
Warnings: Evan / Lusca, urges to cross-dress, dissing of the church
Summary: Evan and Lusca try to cheat society.
Author’s Notes: *shot for all the cracky goodness* Told in Lusca’s POV a few years after Evan gets out of jail.
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“Married?” I looked at him, who was still down on one knee, ring in hand. “Evan, I love you, but we both know it can’t happen. The Church will only marry a man and a woman.”
“I was thinking you could maybe dress as a woman. We could get you a bonnet and a gown to fool them.”
I looked shocked. “But I’m a man!”
“They don’t have to know that.” Evan winked before taking my hand in his. “So, what do you say? Will you marry me?”
I smiled. “Of course I will, Evan. I love you, after all.”
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Title: Another Year With You
Word Count: 100
Characters: Evan, Lusca
Warnings: Evan / Lusca, homemaker!Lusca *shot*
Summary: It’s Evan’s birthday, and Lusca decides to bake him a cake!
Author’s Notes: THE CAKE IS A LIE. Told in Lusca’s POV on Evan’s first birthday out of jail.
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I pulled the cake out of the oven, setting it down on the counter. After making sure the cake came out okay, I began to frost it with homemade buttercream frosting, a recipe that my mother taught me as a child. Accidently, I got part of my hand covered in frosting.
“Yo, Lusca!” I jumped when I felt Evan’s hand on my shoulder.
“Evan! You’re not supposed to be in here!”
“Because it’s my birthday?” He laughed. “You made a mess.” He took my hand, smiling before licking the frosting off. “Do you think I can have my present early?"
I nodded.