Duck

[eobanb]

There's a duck in our chimney

Comments

[fuzzycasserole]

A...duck? What the weird? You'd think it would at least be a more commonly "flying around" kinda bird or something.

[doctabu]

He's thinking Jesus, I thought I'd totally be able to pull off this whole Santa Claus bit. Oh well I guess I'm just not made for this kind of thing.

[iptydafu]

If you poured a good quart of honey glazing through the cap, and stoked a nice roaring fire, and didn't mind cleaning the bird as you ate, it sounds as though it'd all shape up to a nice meal. Now it's got miner's-lung.

[julius34]

he's probably thinking about your mom.