Leave it to a geisha to teach you English!

[eolo]

Is there anything they can't do?

Let's practice:

"I give good head!"

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Wish me Toshi...

Comments

[cybrid]

ja conhecia....
e de mijar a rir essa merda...
ja agora,meto aki este k tava no memo sitio onde vi esse...
estes japoneses batem memo muito mal :|

[chrisdesu]

hahha this has brought the lols amongst the foreigners here for ages!!!!

i cant wait to date a toshi and be able to use that line.....

[eolo]

Don't you think the Japanese translation is even funnier?

[chrisdesu]

to be honest........i find it bizarre that this was ever made. its about as far away from japanese humour as you could get!

what the fuck is first rate cunt lapping!? EW!!!!

personally, i found the "my gandmother gives good head too" extremely useful when i made contact with the locals ;-)

[eolo]

Takes notes on my eventual trip to Japan, here's my best ice breaker yet:

Memo no goyoi wa yoroshii desu ka?

"Obaa-chan wa kuchi de suru no ga jouzu desu!"

As for the first rate cunt lapping, I believe it to be the most charming thing a woman can say to a man after oral sex. "Maanan to subarashiku nameru no ga jouzu nano de gozaimashou!" or because I'm a thorough student I can always brag about it and say "Ore wa maanan to subarashiku nameru no ga jouzu nano da." (Hmm, this couldn't be further from the truth if I tried harder AHAHA!"