Dear Penthouse

[eonshencothe]

And AS I was walking to my car to go home, three strange girls on the street stopped me and invited me to their hotel room. They were all, "We are going to go eat right now, but in a couple of hours we should totally hang out." And I'm all, "Well I have work tonight from 9-1." And they are all, "So come over before, then work, then come back over

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[kenshinsgeisha]

LMAO.

It's gotta be the lip ring.