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[eowyn_otto]

Life is, as usual, a pain in the ass. I finally get home to Australia, then my husband instead of kissing me and telling me how much he missed me, he smacks me and tells me i'm a whore that likes to go to london, shop and sleep with english men. What a fucker. Methinks i need to go find a new husband. *sigh* Bastard doesn't deserve me. I am too hot

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[billy_boyd_]

He hit you?

*eyes narrow and lips become two very thin lines*

[eowyn_otto]

*nods slowly*

[billy_boyd_]

Oh, fuck no.

Give me one good reason why I shouldn't rip him limb from limb.

[eowyn_otto]

I'm not giving you a reason. feel free too.

[jay_timberlake]

:(

I know we aren't "friends" or "close" but no one deserves that, and if you need anything... let me know.

[eowyn_otto]

Thank you, Justin. :) I will let you know if i ever do.

[jay_timberlake]

you should smile, you have lovely features.

[eowyn_otto]

grrwwrr. You're my new best friend. You praise me to much. *grins*

[wendydarling]

Oh. Hell. No.

Honey, you fucking get out of there and slap the bastard with some divorce papers, pronto.

[eowyn_otto]

*starts shaking* I will, i will... where am i going to go though?

[wendydarling]

Come here, stay at my place. Come to LA, stay in my place. Go to Mexico, stay with Billy. Go to New Zealand, stay with Pete, Karl, whoever. Just get *out*, Randy, I mean it.

[eowyn_otto]

I'm in London staying with Craig, right now. I left aussie a day ago.