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(about you...)
.name.the pimp formally known as chris
.age. 15
.sex. m
.martial status. fuck girls
.height. 5'7
.weight. 125
.hair color. brown
.eye color. green/blue
.sexual preference. heteroflexible/metroflexible
.ethnicity. WHITE THE BEST THING THERE IS
{favorite...}
.band. as of right now..meh..the moody blues
.song. as of right now..meh..last call
.singer. Frank Sinatra
.food. Tango Bravo
.book. The Martian Chronicles(ray bradburry)
.magazine. Modified Mag,Shotgun News, TRD mag
.sport. hockey
.flower. pretty ones
.animal. KITTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
.candy. 3 musketeers
.tv show. viva la bam/wild boys/simpsons/family guy/futurama
.tv station. Cartoon Network/Mtv
.video game. Chrono Trigger/FF7/and of course BF1942
.anime. currently inuyasha, yet we all know cowboy beebop and trigun take it all...(love hina is fun too ^.~)
.manga. not really into manga, love hina is funnier in manga tho
.stuffed animal. none...to hXc
.country. U.S.S.R.
.state. georgia(cause of atlanta)
.color. RED
.weather. on a night gloomy dark and dreary i had a thought twas oh so eerie..mwhahaha..
.season. all of them
.time of day. night.
.month. june..(my birthday is in it!)
.quote. "you dont fight a war to die for your country you fight a war to make the other dumb bastard die for his"-gen. Patton
.journal. sheit i love everyones lj
{friends}
.craziest. ...joseph without a doubt
.smartest. smartest person i know isnt really one of my friends
.calmest. corey
.most athletic. i qoute. "Real gangsta ass niggah's cain't run fast" none of us are athletic
.friendliest. most of us are rather friendly..its a toss up
.meanest. ....also prolly joseph, not really mean..just he enjoys hitting people
.most shy. corey
.most outgoing. id hafta say myself
.loudest. TROY
.quietest. micah
.dumbest. ..................................what?
.druggie. CALEB YOU FUCKING HIPPIE
.alcoholic. FRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
.slut. ...no names go here
.that you go to for advice. laurynn
.that you tell your secrets to. hell everyone
.that you tell your dreams to. i'm too cool for dreams
{family}
.living arrangement. myself, my mother, my step-father, my baby sister, and the ghost of josef stalin
.how many people are in your family. i dunno most yarbers are dead or in prison
.do you ever have family get togethers?. all the effen time
.your favorite cousin. COUSINS! you guys know
.your favorite family member. fuck if i know
.your least favorite family member. hahahahah prolly my mom, when she pisses me off
.is family important to you?. pretty damn important
.do you get along with your parents?. HAH....HAH....no, well not the ones here..my dad yes
.siblings. My brother and my baby sister
.do you get along with your siblings: dont really see my brother too much, my sister is just kinda like..goooo
.do you have any pets: meh kitty!!!
.if yes, what. MY FUCKING KITTY!!!!
{beliefs}
*do you believe in...*
.God. yes
.heaven. yes
.hell. yes
.reincarnation. to an extent
.karma: yep
.miracles. yes
.luck. yes i have none of it
.fate/destiny. i rely on it
.magic. Yes!!!!! wicca is real damnit
.someone for everyone. even those fucking fat chicks? i dunno
.religion. how do you not belive in religion? of course there is such a thing as religion...but..still dosent mean you hafta act on one
{thoughts}
.suicide: your choice man..
.sexuality: I <3 gay guys! and girls..they are awsome..
.depression: it consumes my life some
.sex before marriage. whatever you wanna do, im cool with it
.abortion. not cool at all
.boredom. boredom slowly kills me
.war/terrorism. YOU CANT FIGHT TERRORISIM IT IS A MOTHER FUCKING CONCEPT UUUGH!! war is fine tho..it helps economy when you dont spend 4.7 TRILLION DOLLARS.......fucker
.love. cant ever hold on to it long enough to enjoy it
.life. is hard get fucking use to it
{relationships}
.sexual preference. pseudo-heteroflexible
.do you have a crush, boyfriend, or girlfriend?. yeh..crushes....they end up hurting
.what is their name?. there is more than one really
.how old are they?.older than i am
.hair color. really pretty
.eye color.the most beautiful ive ever seen
.do they drive?.yeh
.if yes, what kind of car?.dunno
.how long have you been going out with this person?. im not going out with them dumbass
.do you love him/her?. refer to above
.do they love you?. MY GOD YOUR STUPID
.best memory with this person....fuck you
.least favorite memory with this person.fuck you
.guys i've kissed. 3
.girls i've kissed. dayum..uh.......6ish?
.first date location. NOT the movies hell no...a nice dinner than a stroll through a park
.best date location. my secret..(my house..on my futon..spreading..)
.ideal date. wow..ok..lemme see......lots of candles..soft jazz she wearing a silk robe holding a goblet of wine and laying on a red satin bed...and just waiting for me to sleep with her for eternity...yep..
.first kiss location. cant remember
.where do you like to be kissed?. my neck, sucking my tounge gets me off...uh...more like biting..
.ideal kiss. something so succulent and passionete
.have you ever had sex?. im a virgin, oral sex dosent count
.if yes, where?.
{music - yay or nay}
.pop. fuck no
.rock. fuck yeh
.rap. hell yeah, just recently Outkast and ludacris tear that shit up
.r&b. nay
.ska. SAXOPHONE WOOOW!
.emo. <---- hahahahhahahahahah FUCKING FAG
.hardcore. ::punches:: EAT THE FUCKING SOUP
.country. some johnny cash ain't too bad, no sirrr eeey
.classical. is wonderful!
.foreign. german industrial rock...megahertz and rammstein..thats as far as i go
.hip-hop.HEY HO....HEY...HO...
.dashboard confessional. breathe in for luck..breaathe in so deep hahaha...dashboard SXE HXC!
.yellowcard. not bad
.early november. who the hell?
.good charlotte. god no
.blink-182. indeed
.simple plan. ADDICTED TO YOU!! shut the fuck up canadian fucks
.thrice. yeuh
.afi. WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOU GUYS??? they use to rock, their new cd..wtf
.less than jake: oh yeah!!!
.goldfinger: they should stop covering songs..fucking losers
.the distillers. hahaha hell no
.something corporate: ...iffy
.reel big fish.W000T!!!!
.phish.FUCK HIPPY MUSIC
.the suicide machines. they blow grindcore style
.all-american rejects. SWING SWING FROM THE who cares shut up
.from autumn to ashes. no
.the casualties: fucking suck
.led zepplin. ARE ONE OF THE ALL TIME GREATEST BANDS FUCKING EVER
.the sex pistols. cid!
.pennywise. eyyyy they rock
.thursday. damn strait they are good FIVE STORIES FALLING
.the used. blue and yellow had a good sound to it
.anti-flag.fuck fucking yes INDIE SUCKS HARDLINE SUCKS EMO SUCKS..YOU SUCK!
.the white stripes. god..forgive them..they know not what they do
.the offspring. eh yeah they are ok
.the starting line. hell no
.finch. hahah finch..fucking queers
.senses fail. dunno them
.system of a down. ARMENIA!
.mudvayne. hell no
.flogging molly. FLOGGIN MOLLY FUGGIN EY!
.story of the year: for the sake of time yes
.further seems forever. nope
.taking back sunday. yep
.the ataris. in this diary was a good song
.trustcompany. FROM ALABAMA
.hoobastank. fuck no
.evanescence. the lead singer has a very pretty voice
.linkin park. IVE BECOME SOO NUMB! I CANT FEEL YOU HERE SO MUCH MORE THAN THIS!! its on the radio hahaha
.allister. nah
.NOFX. NO FUCKING STRAIT EDGE <- i agree
.motion city soundtrack. wtf?
.slick shoes. i repeat...wtf?
.bouncing souls. once more..WTF!
.alice in chains. they were so damn good..no matter what anyone says
.gob. ?
.nickleback. ...omg..who the fuck put those canadians on here
.puddle of mudd. SHE FUCCCKIN HATES ME notice how he is trying to look like kurt cobain???
.injected.nope
.cold. he wears a dress in most videos..the lead singer..yeh..that hXc
.rancid. NO NEVER EVER
.me first and the gimmie gimmies. wtf>?
.the yeah yeah yeahs. no
.avenged sevenfold. ARE THE MOST HXC BAND EVER
.favorite song of all time. cant narrow it down to one
.favorite band of all time. still cant narrow it down
{have you ever...}
.stole/shop-lifted. hahahha yeeeh all the time
.speed. i repeat all the time
.smoked. i quit way way back
.drank. do it from time to time
-.gotten drunk. no
-.gotten drunk and passed out: yeeeeep!
-.gotten drunk and couldn't remember anything. oh god yesh!
.done drugs. yees
-.weed.--- wtf? OK weed and marijuna are the same thing you fucking mornons
-.marijuana.--- yes i have done marijuna/weed
-.shrooms.--- no
-.lsd.--- no
-.ecstasy.--- no
-.crack.--- no
-.coccaine.--- dont ask about that story ok..its...its not worth you hearing
-.heorin.--- no
-.inhalants.--- no
.skinny dipped. yes!
.gave someone a lap dance. heh..i want to
.had sex. nah
.snuck out of the house. yeh!
.ran away from home. no.
.tried to commit suicide. lets not get into my past
.used someone. been used but thats ok man i got no self esteem OOO AA OOOOOO AAAOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAOO
.cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend. eh...heh.....
.got caught 'doing something'. yep
.embarrassed yourself. everyday of my life is an embarrasment
-.share an embarrassing moment. i dunno..prolly a time when my pants fell down and my cock was all floppin out...it happens alot
{end}
.what time is it. 5:26
.are you glad this is over. ive been doin this off and on all day..meh..whateva
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