I can use simple tools like my ancestors

[epic_mundane]

Me and the housemates successfully installed a washing machine last night. We used several tools and everything. Even went to the neighbors to borrow a larger wrench. How cool is that?! We did something that according to the instructions, 'should only be attempted by trained professionals.' Fucking rock! Feeling quite proud

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[porlock]

Hah - welcome to my world.

But am very impressed about your plumbing skills. It's always something to fall back on your plan for global domination fails, eh?

And who did you say you would cast in Port Royal, btw?

[epic_mundane]

Plumbing may become the tool for world domination. you shall kneel to me or I shut down the toilets of the world...or something.

Errr....

Sean Bean as the governor
the guy from The Transporter as the mutineer/captain

I can't remember who else.

Feel free to think up new characters/actors.

[porlock]

And immediately a whole new drunken pub conversation is born...

(Port Royal, that is, not world domination through plumbing. Although...)