Hey, guys! Here's a little apping story called "How Kyou Almost Ninjaed the Slayers Cast".
06/27
Lina:
Oh Slayers drama track.Me: BAHAHAHA. God. I kind of want to app Zelgadis now. But I've only ever seen half of the first season, so eh.
Status: Idea stored in the back of my head.
06/30
Lina:
Here's the first Slayers Revolution manga chapter!Me: ...I need to finally finish watching Slayers. And possibly think about apping Zel but no promises damn it.
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Me: *finds an old link, follows*
Sora:
The rules of ninja apping.Me: T-That's hilarious. XD
Status: Not planning on apping anyone. Yet.
07/01
Me (at work): I want to ninja app someone now. But who? I need some advice from the ---- folks, so ----'s out...
Me: Ahaha, I could ninja Zelgadis! Lina and everyone's reactions would be great.
Me: Ooh, I could make his username "mylifeis_shale"! Although "shale" sounds more like "fail" than "hell" -- no, wait, no, I got it! "epic_shale"!
Me: ..................
Me: ... g-god, I have to app him now, don't I. sob.
Status: SUCCESSFULLY SELF-TOPPED. <- the story of my freakin' life
(Other username ideas:
* shale_shocked -- okay, but not as good as the others
* thinkimastonenow -- one letter too long, sadly
* slate_man -- that attempt at punning "straight man" is probably too obscure)
07/03
Me: sob again. *registers
epic_shale*
07/17
Me: *has finished his Zel app (well, the first draft)*
Lina:
APP ZEL DAMN ITMe: ...bahahahahaha. *resists anon-commenting. barely*
07/24
Mods: Sorry, you're not quite active enough to app this round.
Me: :< OK, thanks anyway.
Me: Oh man. Well, hopefully no one apps Zel out from under me this round.
Me: In the meantime, I have two options: keep it secret for the next month, or give in and tell my potential-future-castmates.
Me: ........................
Me: OKAY I CAN'T KEEP THIS UP. *runs off to PM Amelia*
The End.