[Puck's sulking chilling in the dining room. It's way too fancy for his tastes, but he really doesn't care what kind of room he's in right now
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\o/ the more the merrier! epiccomboJuly 11 2011, 04:17:42 UTC
[He's totally just chilling out now. Never mind that it's way too fancy, Puck's relaxing and maybe brooding a bit. Stupid Rachel. Figures that she couldn't be found, the one time he went looking.]
He looks up when he hears someone talking.] Pretty cool, huh?
Dude, don't be knocking the mohawk. [Seriously, don't, or else Puck will be tempted to try putting a fist to Dean's face. Whether he'll succeed or not is another matter entirely.]
[Thank you, Puck, for missing the relevant part of that inquiry.]
...yeah, I'm just gonna assume that you're new here.
[It's better to completely ignore points of contention with newcomers unless they skeeze him out, but this guy looks like another high schooler. Jesus, they're being overrun.
Dean moves opposite to the kid, pulling out a chair and seating himself in it before propping his feet on the table.]
[Aw yeah, Midwesterners unite. But doesn't that sound sickeningly familiar? He has to go to that high school.]
You don't happen to know a sassy cheerleader, a musical fashionista, a talkative brunette, and a tall, skinny sasquatch of a kid who likes classic rock, do you?
[Cue eyeroll. Those descriptions are just too accurate for Puck to miss.]
Yeah. I know them.
[Sometimes, he wishes he didn't. But whatever.]
Santana's a babe, Berry's annoying, Hudson's a dork, and Hummel... Well... [He just stops there. Anything he could come up with to say about Kurt probably wouldn't be very easy on the ears, despite the fact that he gets along with Kurt a lot better than he used to.]
[High schoolers are invading. Think of all the drama. It's probably better that Puck keeps from saying anything about Kurt, too, seeing as Dean sort of adopted Hummel as a younger brother. Ish.
Dean takes another swig of beer, narrowing his eye - we did mention that he's currently wearing an eyepatch over his right eye, didn't we? No? Well. Hazards of the job. When he dies and respawns he'll be as good as new. For now he's a pirate.]
[Okay, so yeah, high schoolers have a bad rap. But Puck's tired of people like Benny Stango and now this Dean guy hinting that high schoolers are just a bunch of delinquents. Sure, he's not a model student, but it's really annoying.]
You got a problem with us? Don't be knockin' those guys.
[Puck clenches his fist like he wants to hit something. He doesn't make a move, though. He's not sure why he's sticking up for Rachel, but Finn's kinda his bro, and Kurt doesn't get stuck up for very often. Santana can handle herself, most of the time.]
Yeah, I'm on the team. [Pause.] What's with the eyepatch?
[This is more of a case of It's not you, it's me. Dean hated high school. It was definitely one of the worst experiences of his youth, aside from his mother dying.]
I ain't got a problem, don't get your panties in a wad.
[Dean raises an eyebrow, amused. Someone's a little trigger-happy for a fight. He can relate.]
[Well, that's unfortunate for Dean, but since Puck remains unaware, he's just going to continue thinking Dean's a jerk and an annoyance who knocked the glee kids.
He's still interested in finding out what kind of job the guy has, in which eyepatches are part of an occupational hazard.]
[There is probably very little that could prepare Puck for this. No matter how many times Dean tells people, it never gets old - it's not often he gets to admit to his profession in his own universe.]
He sees the young man and snorts.]
Nice mohawk.
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He looks up when he hears someone talking.] Pretty cool, huh?
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You new here, or somethin'? I think I woulda noticed the skunkhead a little sooner if you weren't.
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Dude, don't be knocking the mohawk. [Seriously, don't, or else Puck will be tempted to try putting a fist to Dean's face. Whether he'll succeed or not is another matter entirely.]
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...yeah, I'm just gonna assume that you're new here.
[It's better to completely ignore points of contention with newcomers unless they skeeze him out, but this guy looks like another high schooler. Jesus, they're being overrun.
Dean moves opposite to the kid, pulling out a chair and seating himself in it before propping his feet on the table.]
So what's your name?
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Yeah, that's right. Just got here a day or two ago. [And his initial opinion of the place hasn't changed much.]
It's Puck. [He crosses his arms, watching as the other guy sits down. He's a little on edge, and not just because he thinks Dean insulted his mohawk.]
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Dean.
[He offers his name, lifting his beer in a mock toast.]
Where're you from, dude?
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Lima, Ohio. You? [Oh yeah, Puck's totally eyeing that beer. It just occurred to him that he probably could get away with a lot of stuff here.]
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[Aw yeah, Midwesterners unite. But doesn't that sound sickeningly familiar? He has to go to that high school.]
You don't happen to know a sassy cheerleader, a musical fashionista, a talkative brunette, and a tall, skinny sasquatch of a kid who likes classic rock, do you?
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Yeah. I know them.
[Sometimes, he wishes he didn't. But whatever.]
Santana's a babe, Berry's annoying, Hudson's a dork, and Hummel... Well... [He just stops there. Anything he could come up with to say about Kurt probably wouldn't be very easy on the ears, despite the fact that he gets along with Kurt a lot better than he used to.]
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[High schoolers are invading. Think of all the drama. It's probably better that Puck keeps from saying anything about Kurt, too, seeing as Dean sort of adopted Hummel as a younger brother. Ish.
Dean takes another swig of beer, narrowing his eye - we did mention that he's currently wearing an eyepatch over his right eye, didn't we? No? Well. Hazards of the job. When he dies and respawns he'll be as good as new. For now he's a pirate.]
Lemme guess - you play football.
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You got a problem with us? Don't be knockin' those guys.
[Puck clenches his fist like he wants to hit something. He doesn't make a move, though. He's not sure why he's sticking up for Rachel, but Finn's kinda his bro, and Kurt doesn't get stuck up for very often. Santana can handle herself, most of the time.]
Yeah, I'm on the team. [Pause.] What's with the eyepatch?
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I ain't got a problem, don't get your panties in a wad.
[Dean raises an eyebrow, amused. Someone's a little trigger-happy for a fight. He can relate.]
...this?
[He taps the patch, pursing his lips.]
Result of...uh...an occupational hazard.
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He's still interested in finding out what kind of job the guy has, in which eyepatches are part of an occupational hazard.]
What kinda job do you have, man?
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I hunt ghosts and monsters.
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Dude, are you screwing with me?
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