008 - Voice

[epiccombo]

Look, here's the facts, and the sooner you get these down, the better. I'm badass. Also, I'm Puckzilla. You don't want to mess around with me, 'cause doing that's kinda dangerous

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[itsahotone]

[Huh. Yeah, Santana has no clear idea what to even say to that.]

So, what, you're trying to make the Mister Personality title or something?

[epiccombo]

[That's funny because Puck's still wrapping his mind around it himself.]

Hell, no. Titles are for losers.

[That wasn't very nice.]

I'm just trying something, okay?

[itsahotone]

Titles are for losers, but you're still referring to yourself in third person. Makes total sense.

[epiccombo]

Puckzilla doesn't count, though.

And I didn't say shit in third person.

[messiahisme]

ChIlL mOtHeRfUcKiNg PuCkZiLlA.
yOu DoN't HaVe To AlL uP aNd GeT yOuR dAnGeRoUs SeLf On.
No WaY dUdE, wHaT yOu NeEd Is A CoLd BeVeRaGe AnD cAlM dOwN.
iNvItE tHoSe MoThErFuCkErS oUt aNd EvErYtHiNg WiLl Be OkAy.

[epiccombo]

Hell, yeah.

[Why didn't he think about that before? The answer to everything is to get it on with the others in the mansion. Drinks all around!

...or something.]

Thanks, dude. Hey, you want to go grab a drink now?

[Whoever this guy is, he's got to be cool.]

[messiahisme]

Do I eVeR?
oF cOuRsE i'Ll TaKe YoU uP oN yOuR mOtHeRfUcKiNg OfFeR mAn.

[Omg so cool. Gamzee assumes drinks = faygos right away. This will be a radical friendship, he can already see the miracles happening.]

[epiccombo]

[Too bad that Puck has something entirely different in mind... but whatever floats your boat~ ]

Dining room in ten minutes. Sound good?

[misspouncellor]

:33 < purrcisely! :33
:33 < everyone should be nice to everyone
:33 < unless theyre pawful and mean

[epiccombo]

Damn straight.

Well, maybe not everyone. There's just too many jerks and dweebs out there for that to even happen.

[Bottom line is, if you're not a jerk or a total dweeb, then you're okay with Puck. For now.]

[biebercut]

You're such a good person, dude.

[Oh, the sarcasm.]

[epiccombo]

Only the best, man.

[No sarcasm here.]

[biebercut]

So, does this mean you won't ask me about how many balls I can put in my mouth anymore?

[epiccombo]

Dude, that was a joke, and I only asked that once.

[Eyeroll.]

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MR PUCKZ1LL4 TH3 K1ND
1F YOU 4R3 UP FOR B31NG TH3 N1C3ST HUM4N 1N TH3 H1STORY OF HUM4NS, 1 W1LL R3QU1R3 YOUR S3RV1C3S

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[epiccombo]

Well, I don't know about that, but whatever.

What can Puckasaurus do for you?

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[turn4bout]

W3LL
1 N33D YOU FOR 4 V3RY 1MPORT4NT T4SK
TH3 MOST 1MPORT4NT OF T4SKS
YOU MUST 4GR33 TO 1T B3FOR3 1 3L4BOR4T3

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[epiccombo]

Okay, I agree.

This sounds like some interesting shit.

[It better be, or he'll be pretty grumpy.]