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[epiccombo]

[Have some muttering that gradually grows louder in volume.]

Well, this sucks. Looks like I got landed in juvie again. Whoever ratted me out is gonna get it later.

Hey, anyone listening? I said this sucks! Or maybe no one’s listening. Maybe you’re all just a bunch of losers and mouth-breathers who can’t see past your noses

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[Video]

[urnewkingbitch]

[Welp.]

Welcome to Wonderland, happiest place on somewhere in time-space.

[Video]

[epiccombo]

Yeah, that's great, we've all been dropped into some fairytale. [Grumpy Puck is grumpy. But what else is new.]

[Video]

[urnewkingbitch]

This is a fairytale more fucked up than whatever Grimm could come up with, and it's all real. We've got magic closets, magic dining rooms, and our reflections are like the twin you never knew you had with a completely opposite personality to your own.

[Video]

[epiccombo]

Got any other good news for me? [This whole thing keeps getting worse and worse.]

What about these reflection things? Are they just there, or do they do stuff too?

[Video]

[urnewkingbitch]

You're probably not dead.

They do stuff, sometimes. We can talk to 'em by writin' on the mirrors, but we can't see 'em. They can see us, though. Sometimes we switch places or somethin' shitty like the mirrors comin' over to this side. Blame the Queen.

[Video]

[epiccombo]

Wow, thanks, genius. I'm talking to you, so I'm obviously not dead. [Completely missing the point.]

What's stopping us from beating up our reflections?

[Video]

[urnewkingbitch]

Dude, we just had a dead-now-alive guy trip down the rabbit hole into this place, so yeah, that really doesn't say much right now. [Point has now been made. Hopefully.]

Can't really find where they hang at. I bet the residents know, but I didn't bother askin' 'em. 'Sides, the mirrors repair themselves after an hour.

[He broke his own in the name of science once.]