blatant pity party post

[epicet]

Meat Slicer

epicet

10Guys I was almost as hardcore as Rahm Emmanuel except he lost a finger and I just got seven stitches. Plus I got to say, "Is there a doctor in the house?" at the cafe but everyone thought I was joking and I had to be like "no really guys I'm kind of grievously injured

Comments

[bribitribbit]

A meat slicer. Of course.

Well, at least it wasn't a piranha!

[epicet]

Actually that might have been better because then I could blame it on something attacking me instead of me being a dumbass, lol.

[the_tim_world]

Dude...*shudders*

[pyralisha]

Ouch.

[milkradio]

D: D: D:

I hope you heal quickly! Yikes... That's scary, man.