Training . . . Me. . . Who's dumb enough to allow this?

[epicmuse]

So, I'm sitting at work, on a 12 hour shift, training the new girl. This can not be healthy. I'll teach her all of the proper ways to do everything, say everything, and handle everything. Then, I'll teach her how to fuck it all up, get around the system, curse the guests with a smile so that they think we're being nice, and generally how to get in

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[anonymous]

They really oughtta know better by now... leaving the molding of the next generation to a devious, scheming alpha female....

[epicmuse]

Ok, no one ever said that my bosses are smart. They just happen to call most of the shots and sign my checks. Technically, the good ideas always come from the staff (Me). She just passes them on to Roger and takes credit for them. So, this is just my little way of getting back at her for that. By the time I finish molding this simple child into a true Front Desk Deviant, Lori won't be able to control her. ::laughs madly::