Reasons a penis can be too big: 1. You inadvertently knock over lamps with it. 2. At night, or when a black condom is used, it is mistaken for a billy club. 3. You have to wear knee socks to keep the thing strapped in place. 4. Care must be taken to keep it out of car doors and kitchen appliances. 5. You are a rejected porn star because they took one look and said "what the hell is that" 6. Screams on the honeymoon are actually of pain.
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1. You inadvertently knock over lamps with it.
2. At night, or when a black condom is used, it is mistaken for a billy club.
3. You have to wear knee socks to keep the thing strapped in place.
4. Care must be taken to keep it out of car doors and kitchen appliances.
5. You are a rejected porn star because they took one look and said "what the hell is that"
6. Screams on the honeymoon are actually of pain.
I was joking, though.
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