Not sure what the circus wedding is all about, but Jordan and I's Thanksgiving is going awesome. Luckily all of his friends in Ohio are big nerds so we've been eating a bunch and playing many, many video games. They also have a ton of used clothes stores here that we visited and they are even better than buffalo. They would keep Jon in crazy bullshit t-shirts for weeks!
I will tell you all about circus wedding next time we see you. Would you believe I was fellated by a one legged midget girl? It's not weird -- she was one of the proportional midgets.
You said that you drank "WAY" too much, but since there's no such thing as that, you must be mistaken.
That night that I drank "WAY" too much and got all pukey, sloppy, messy- it was all wine...
...yet, I don't feel at all turned off by wine. I had a glass last night. I'm having a glass right now.
I think I could probably get sick from wine a thousand times over, and never get sick OF wine.
It's like I'm in an abusive relationship. When she's hot and heavy she's punching me in the face, but when she's sober she's so nice and comforting...and I always come back for more.
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You said that you drank "WAY" too much, but since there's no such thing as that, you must be mistaken.
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Happy early B-Day by the way!
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Over the hill...
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That night that I drank "WAY" too much and got all pukey, sloppy, messy- it was all wine...
...yet, I don't feel at all turned off by wine. I had a glass last night. I'm having a glass right now.
I think I could probably get sick from wine a thousand times over, and never get sick OF wine.
It's like I'm in an abusive relationship. When she's hot and heavy she's punching me in the face, but when she's sober she's so nice and comforting...and I always come back for more.
Hmmmm.
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