What is is about coffee houses that make them more relaxing than your own livingroom ( Read more... )

Enough. Enough now. In an overly dramatic and severly twisted (if enlightening) turn of events, things are finally over between myself and JB. Yes, I sould have seen it coming, yes, I deserve better. But that doesn't make it any less difficult. I rehearsed breaking up with him every day for the last 3 weeks (and nearly accomplished it twice) but I ( Read more... )

The question is:  do I go about this the Slytherin or Gryffindor way?  Both have their advantages, the consequences of which may be vastly different.

[update: Gryffindor it is. Oh, Merlin......  Please let this turn out okay.]

Please let the record show that today during lecture, Rick used the word "playa" ( minus the "r", of course) with total conviction, and in reference to the history of comedy.

High point to a somewhat rotten day, thanks Rick.

Early in the wee hours of the morning (around 9:45), BoomBoom Mcbroom and I headed over to the grand opening of Taco Bueno, facing, as the yahoo weather bulletin described, "wintry variations" of wind, ice, and freezing-ass cold.  We were quite chilly.
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Deliriously happy, thank you.

Here's the "Deathly Hallows" meme that most Potterheads seem to be doing. Haven't posted anything Potter-ish in a while, so here it is, under a friendly cut (warning: SPOILERS).

Some of this is mildly related to this post, but for the most part it a bit different.

1. Are you going to look at every possible spoiler you can before the book comes ( Read more... )

Every once in a great while a customer comes along who bestowes you with what I like to call the MT - miracle tip. A tip that, while the service provided may have been exceptional, is overdoing it by any means. This tips pretty much rock the proverbial kasbah. So imagine my elation when I went around table 44, after the 12 top had gotten up and ( Read more... )

Chad: Without you, we'd all be sitting around Josh's apartment in our underwear, eating raw meat and grunting. You can't leave us guys, Grace, you give us direction ( Read more... )

My mouth can get me into trouble sometimes. Josh and Greg, you can both stop laughing now, dirty fuckers. What I mean is, I talk too much, too fast, and too high, facts which are all amplified exponentially when at work. This isn't uncommon; most waiters have a completely different demeanor with their tables - for females, the voice tends to become ( Read more... )