So I found a new drink. Johnny Walker select. Good stuff. Jess and Mike and a neighbor (Candice) came over, and drank. Read poety and attempted to find a small, shiny thing. Still attempting to so ( Read more... )

There is this guy who lives in my apartment complex, right? Apparently nice days just piss him right off, because everytime it's over 60 degrees and sunny he's outside in the parking lot screaming at someone over his phone in some unintelligable patois ( Read more... )

"And when I came back ( Read more... )

I wrote this in response to one of those oh-so-cliche "men are pigs" poems you hear at any reading. The writer in question was wearing a little miniskirt and black thong (clearly visible). It's written in the style of hers so no shit on the simplistic form ( Read more... )

Drunk on Tequila ( Read more... )

Georgia doesn't have snow ( Read more... )

Things I've Learned About Being Hip and Cool For Myself and From Others ( Read more... )

I'm back!
Took a bit of doing, but I finally got the comcast people up here to fix the internet, so you can expect a flurry of emails and whatnot over the next few days.

What the hell is up with this coffee mug ( Read more... )

1. Why the hell is my job the only place open today?

Subquestion: If you can't get up to drive to work, how the hell can you justify driving out to pick up movies? Watch televison. It will be about the same quality as the movies left open to you after the first million of you came in.