White Jail-Bait Ass

[epplegacks]

Woody Allen
Your film will be 71% romantic, 44% comedy, 33% complex plot, and a $ 27 million budget. Be prepared to have your life story shot entirely in New York City -- though lately Woody's been loving shooting in London. Also, your music soundtrack is all jazz from before 1949. Filmography: Annie Hall, Manhattan, Stardust Memories, Everyone

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[cleversimon]

That means, the music I bought has to stay on my computer or CD. I find that incredibly wrong, and an invasion of something or another.

Wow. I cannot tell you how seriously I'm taking this douchebag.

[epplegacks]

I took it as him expressing something significant in a casual or insignificant way, like the RIAA seems to drop mental shit all over the place like it's the most logical thing ever.

BTW my icon pales to your icon. *shamed*

http://www.mspt47.com/startrek/voy_quotes.php

[7171177711]

What could anyone possibly see in this big oaf, anyway? Is it [his budget]? Because mine's bigger! :P

Bwahaha. Woody Allen's glasses kick Kevin Smith's glasses' ass!

P.S. If you or anyone in your movies comes across this girl (bwahaha), please, uh, I dunno. There's just too many assholes in this picture.
http://www.jerkmate.com/p/95dc70d7_WTF.jpg

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Re: http://www.mspt47.com/startrek/voy_quotes.php

[epplegacks]

It's interesting because they knew enough to find an asshole that matched the lighting of the image but then tried to hide the edit with high-compression jpeg artifacts. Still, guffaw.