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Crazy random questions...
Created by eileen-ashley and taken 340 times on bzoink!
How were you born?In a mangerWhich street sign would you prefer to be?Gay Street (For the attention)When was the last time you threw up?Election 2004What's your favorite colour of squash?Yellow DeliciousWhat do you usually do when someone hits you in the stomach?Hit them in the faceWhich would you prefer infest your home, rats or cockroaches?Rats. According to Disney movies, they can turn out to be good.How drunk is drunk enough?When walking is a choreRather trip and have your nose torn from your face or shatter your pelvis?PelvisHow many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?Zero. He's a man when he PAVES the motherfucking road. Bitch.How many marbles can you fit in your mouth?As many as you can put in, sweetcheeks.What if they ^ were on fire?Oooh, you're kinky. I like that.What if they were really big?Oh my.What would you name a pet hampster if it died before you named it?Mr. GrievesIf you were 3 inches tall, which restuarant would you go to?Donna'sWould you rather have a mouthful of bleach or tar?TarHave you ever had an imaginary friend?They were not imaginary! Just invisible! WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT UNDERSTANDS THIS???That beat the crap out of you?No. Their love for me was an everlasting fount of affection.Did you tell your parents?N/AWould you rather be buried in a plastic bag or cardboard box?Boxy box boxIf you had an infectious disease, who would you give it to first?If you were born a fish, what job would you have?Olympic Swimmer, so I could beat Michael Phelps. Then, just for show, beat the shit out of him with my giant fins.What do you like to see in the oppisite sex who wants to kill you?Sexy macheteWhat kind of tree leaf tastes best?Lobster TreesWho wrote the book of love?Marvin GayeHave you ever wished you were a pastry?No. Apparently you have, fruitcake.List your 3 favorite tissues...Bob, John, and JoeWho would be more suited to explore Mars: punks or hippies?Hippies. They can live off of pot leaves and water for weeks.If today was the last day on earth, which Spice girl would you elect Pope?Pope PoshHow much wood could a wood chuck, chuck, if a wood chuck, could chuck wood?A wood chuck would chuck as much wood as he could if a wood chuck could chuck woodIf broccili spoke, how would it affect you?DeeplyDrinking water: mud puddle or dog dish?DogIf it walks and quaks like a duck, does it still taste like chicken?No, it tastes like duckMarshmellow covered hotdog, or hotdog covered marshmellow?The formerIf you grew a tail what kind of tail would it be?CoattailWhat colour pantyhose would you wear to a robbery?A gay one, apparentlyWould you rather be naked forever, or hairless but dressed?SecondWar. What is it good for?Absolutely nothin' (Say it again Lawd, say it again)What would you do if you were in a grocery store and an earthquake happenedWait till I am buried under a pile of delicious food, and then courageously eat my way outShould vegetarians eat animal cookies even though they contain no meat?No. The symbolism is too great.Have you ever wished they'd make a suit that looked like a sleeping bag?No.If spinach poptarts were invented, would you feed them to your dog?Of courseHave you taken our other survey, I lived a morbid childhood?NoIf not, go take it... How old are you?18I like big butts and I cannot lie... Can you lie?If threatened properlyHave a nice day!!! :)Gracias, adios
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I've been petty, jealous, and competitive. I've also become so focused on gaining the praise of others that I've very nearly forgotten what it means to say one day "I want to be a writer."
But I'm hanging on, and I will climb back up.
That is all.