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Dec 02, 2009 19:20

AHEM. Hem. Hem.This... is where... you ask weird, possibly pornographic details about FML-boy's background / head canon / whatever is crossing your ~*~ beeeeeeaaaaaaaauuuuutiful miiiiinds ~*~ and I go in a corner and cry. Then bleach my eyes and pretend I never heard it. Or, you know, once in a blue moon, actually tl;dr my black little heart out ( Read more... )

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goodwithscalpel December 4 2009, 20:19:45 UTC

...ABSOLUTELY NOT.

equated December 4 2009, 20:21:05 UTC

................:(

goodwithscalpel December 4 2009, 20:23:05 UTC

you and naruto both gtfo it...she knows how to protect it way better

equated December 4 2009, 20:24:04 UTC

Oh.

So they're... useless.

She doesn't need them.

Want them.

Care about them.

They're abandoned filth under her shoe.

So that's how it is.

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inverdure January 30 2010, 08:35:27 UTC

OKAY FINE

How does Sasuke feel about Ino creeping up on Suigetsu? Secondly, how would he feel if Ino and Suigetsu ever hooked up for realsies?

equated January 30 2010, 08:39:34 UTC

..............lololololol with that icon.

inverdure January 30 2010, 08:41:59 UTC

equated January 30 2010, 09:01:14 UTC

o1. HOKAY SO LIKE.

Sas'ke's... interaction... with people is largely dictated by an idea of, well, ownership. Suigetsu's someone who's knowingly and willingly entered a very dysfunctional arrangement - sure, Sasuke pays for it with money, and sometimes with allowances to be bitten (he doesn't really get it, nor does he really mind); but ultimately, he gets a lot for his proverbial buck: AS CERTAIN THREADS HAVE PROVEN, Suigetsu is very, very useful on the shadier side of things. And as long as Sasuke keeps his end of the deal, he knows he can rely on some degree of " protection " (man, it's good to be able to sleep around someone and know they won't take five to stab you all nice and cozily). While their contract stands, Suigetsu is like..... yeah, a pet.

And Ino's like the family friend who plays with the pet, making him wag his tail. Sasuke's not jealous - he doesn't think in terms of affection, and it'd be stupid not to acknowledge that at the end of the day, he'd walk out on Suigetsu the same way he would on everyone else - but ( ... )

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itsa_twister January 31 2010, 00:18:58 UTC

Okay, this is all for me.

TELL ME THE STORY OF HOW SASUKE LOST HIS FLOWER. ♥

*sits expectantly*

equated January 31 2010, 00:38:37 UTC

Oh, it was... okayish?

He flushed a little when Shikamaru started screaming like a little bitch, when Ino intro'd him to STDs, when Karin and Suigetsu shared kleenexes to cry deeply at the beauty of the present magical penises, when Tenten worked the banana-condom trick, when Sakura wouldn't stop transforming the lengths of everyone's penis from metric - imperial, when Neji's mouth officially graduated from anatomic part to genitalia vacuum cleaner, when Shino brought the insect kink in (dude, srsly, save that for the second date :'( ), when Naruto had to time climaxes for because it's all a fucking competition (literally) - but by the time Temari cracked the whip, he was ready to bdsm all the way :)

equated January 31 2010, 00:59:04 UTC

BUT IN ALL (fake) SERIOUSNESS, he just slept with this one chick when he was still idlin' with Orochimaru. She gave him a traditional New Years' card, he was all, "Bawwww, how do I repay you - OH WAIT, I KNOW WHAT YOU WANT, w/e, not as if it means much to me, go ahead / spreads them beautifully." I figure he's probably unaccustomed to genuine kindness enough that he doesn't know how to reward it - never mind that most people wouldn't want a reward, it's just his M.O. She isn't someone he thinks about that often ( ... )

itsa_twister January 31 2010, 01:07:57 UTC

FFFF I LAUGH AT YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY.

Yeah but any girl drunk enough to have sex with him will probably be passed out by then, so s'all good.

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