ooc ][ relationships & plotting
FMM = Fuck My Memory = trufax. I'll try to put up a list of... things... I know he should get done ICly within a certain time span, because no one wants me to rely on my brain power for that one. ALSO, if you want to... do anything... I guess you can leave a comment? :D
dec - HOME!SNOW + THE OROCHIMARU DRINKING GAME.
early jan - move out, change all phone numbers.
?? - Police Station bitching :(
?? - insanely long traditional breakfast, in which every rice bit is picked up individually. Take that, impatient company :)
?? - .....The Car Drive. No, he can't drive. WONDER WHO'LL BE 'LUCKY' ENOUGH TO HAVE HIM ALONG. :D;
Aburame Shino][abuses_ellipses | tell me a riddle, knock your teeth out. It's fair. You'll enjoy a fair trade.
will one day nostalgically gift him a police thriller;
Deidara][artgasming | willing to pay for and manually install your spellchecker. Also available for private literature tutoring. You need both sorely.
Haruno Sakura][goodwithscalpel | peasant's hands. Don't touch me.
foremost aware of her; protective of her time; the only one towards whom he feels any measure of guilt, debt, or responsibility - possibly because she'd hate it as much as she'd want it; would still walk out on her any day of the week;
dec. 15 eta; Haruno Sakura will never be heard from again, because her player is a dino-baiter. You read that well: a dino-baiter.
Houzuki Suigetsu][ohgodthoseteeth | why me.
dancing the blade between comfort and risk; of the private belief that Suigetsu can't afford to damage him just yet; possibly the only person with whom he can share sleeping quarters without steadfast paranoia; aware that his is the hand that feeds and will be bitten;
Hyuuga Neji][infrawhite | as it happens, orange really is a disgusting colour
Tssssssssssk, that's quite the bodyguard you've got there, Hyuuga-sama.
Hyuuga Hinata][shyingviolet | ???
Inuzuka Kiba][howlatthemoon | if I feed him, will he follow me home?
Karin][might_badtouch | why me (with wider hips).
easily the most exotic presence around; privately enjoys dropping things in her balcony for the sheer amusement of telling Suigetsu to go fetch, and to guess how much bodily damage she'll inflict on sharkie, if he does indeed go;
Nara Shikamaru][haecceity | once you blink, it's over.
frustratingly useful; Nara's eschewed morality bothers him: it's not idealism, otherwise he'd be too shocked with the school to protect it - it's not practicality, or he'd accept a bribe; utterly at odds with his loyalty; considers it divine justice that Ino and Suigetsu took their... affairs... to his bed;
Rock Lee][youth_ftw | whoever gave him the happy pills can take them back now.
Temari][itsa_twister | meow, meow.
insofar, his favourite femme: the bitchiness makes him laugh (earnestly); possibly holds private wagers that she'd win in a match against a Suigetsu who doesn't use his teeth;
Tenten][oriental_dragon | bite moar.
woman that a number of the people he dutifully stalks seem to have befriended fairly readily; slightly too vanilla to his liking, but nonetheless palliative;
Uchiha Itachi][silentlucidity | . . .
because everything's in a name; both fascinated and infuriated that someone would dare to wear Itachi's name; finds it difficult to separate this person from his frustrations with his brother; as his own individual, this 'Itachi' is tame, too tame; can't relate to that balance; possibly waiting for the day when Professor Uchiha snaps, to correctly suprapos his image of Itachi with the man before him, and to take out some steam;
Uzumaki Naruto][impellere | gtfo diaf the sky has failed me :(
sometimes frightening with just how alive he is; would probably dare him to jump off a bridge, and jump after him to punch him if he did; would just as probably rip his eyes out;
Yamanaka Ino][inverdure | the pillow, Yamanaka? Really?
publicly denigrated, privately useful; aware that the line between acceptable and final mockery is tenuous at best, but enjoying the endless blond joke; sometimes surprised she has a brain; sometimes just as surprised no one else has picked up on it; sometimes begrudging her... frolicking with Suigetsu for forcing him to mentally redefine his domestic arrangements to include a third party;
Zetsu][_feedme | ???
Sob, anything else.
eta; h493ghuh3h as... a... general... note... you'll probably find that I can be dead-ish during the week WHICH I'M OF COURSE SORRY FOR but school being school, orz orz orz poke if I miss anything or delay too long? ;;