Wow, what was I thinking last night? Weird story thing. Oh well.

Hey, Uncle Scar, when I'm king, what'll that make you? An unwritten paper. Damn.

I walked around barefoot today. I got to English, decided I didn't feel like wearing my flip-flops anymore, and never put them back on ( Read more... )

Seriously, fucking awesome day. First off:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY EMILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Yes, that was 19 exclamation points for effect ( Read more... )

Okay, so, it is an absolutely GORGEOUS day outside, and the ultimate frisbee team is practicing. Usually, I don't watch them. But...well...today I am. They're very distracting. Think boys without their shirts on. (Okay, in my case, it's one boy without his shirt on in particular, but you get the idea.) So...I'm sitting here ATTEMPTING to do ( Read more... )

This morning I was writing in my mind while I was in the shower, and I came up with a sentence I really liked. Sadly, I cannot remember it now. Don't ask if you needed to know that -- you did ( Read more... )

Sadly, I have nothing particularly exciting to report, but I felt like wasting time before I have to go to work ( Read more... )

"Winning a Grammy sure helped me get laid." -- Bonnie Raitt

Enjoy the concert!

"If God wanted women to be sex symbols he wouldn't have made Mary a virgin." - Patti Harrison and Robin Tyler

Wow, a 2-week Spring Break is so not long enough. Grrr ( Read more... )

So...yes...Turkey was AMAZING! I will fill you in on all the details later, but right now I'm so tired. I'm going to take a nap. Ugh...