"It is definitely an ass sweat kind of day" --Tanya
And that was that. I emptied good old locker 709 in the art hallway. I handed in my accounting summative which took a total of 8 hours to complete... and it was scorching.
20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity
> >1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and >Point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. >> >>
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. >> >>
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want >>Fries with That. >> >>
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In." >> >>
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has >>Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso. >> >>
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual >>Favors" >> >>
7. Finish All Your Sentences With "In Accordance With The >>Prophecy." >> >>
8. Don't Use Any Punctuation >> >>
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk >> >>
10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They >>Answer. >> >>
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go." >> >>
12. Sing Along At The Opera. >> >>
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme >> >>
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play >>Tropical Sounds All Day. >> >>
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend >>Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood. >> >>
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!" >> >>
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, >>Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are >>Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
What is a "minx", other than the obvious...Like the opposite of a cougar? Kristen signed my yearbook saying something along the lines of, "good times, you Jewish boy loving minx!"
I don't think it it safe for people to be in this kind of heat. Our school only has air conditioning in the library, which I spent the greater part of my day there for that reason.
I did go to Dairy Queen. Twice. 3rd period, we got to leave and then Courtney took Jess, Nikki and I there. It was some good stuff. I think Jess thinks that we're seriously disturbed because we say the most unjust things. For instance, we planned an orgy, yes. An orgy. Originally, it was just a threesome, but we had to include extra people like Tanya, Andrew and Marcel, so it became an orgy. Second time around, we walked to the Queen and Cassie was supposed to drive us back but she ditched us for Allison and Vanessa. AND she owes me bad from that night Tanya and I waiting around for her for 3 hours, when we had plans and places to be.
I can't believe I'm missing YearsEnd (www.yearsendonline.cjb.net) this Friday. I'm very angry. I never thought I'd have to tell people I couldn't do things because I had to work. I'm going to book off every Friday for the rest of my life.
Boob/ass sweat is the most uncomfortable thing. In heat like this (over 40celcius with the humidity)... it was definitely the topic of conversation today. And a funny one it was.