Suicide is, perhaps, not that painless .....

[equus_777]

Came across this little ditty which I thought was pretty good:

Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren’t lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smell awful;
You might as well live.

-Dorothy Parker, a suicide survivor and a real clever broad.

Choose Life!!

Comments

[neuy]

just saw in the papers yesterday about some australian chinese got poured acid down his throat by gangsters to lure his bro-in-law out of hiding.

*shrugs*

rivers are like, so virginia woolf. get modern, would ya?

[bronj]

cute and happy sounding...but not the most persuasive when it's most needed haha