The love affair is over.
Oh PXI-4071 in the past we had some good times, some laughs, oh the measurements we took together. They were grand. No more I say. No more.
I can't help it, you left me no choice! You're just so... undependable when I ask you to do more than the simplest things. Sure you're robust, and when you bother to get back to me, you're always right on the money. I mean come on, 7 and a half digits! I thought I couldn't do better than that!
But let's face it honey. You're _late_ more often than not. I call you, and ask for data, and then, what? You just get back to me when you feel like it? That's not how it works! I need my data on a schedule! None of this 'well maybe' nonsense. Either you have it, or you don't. Don't go saying 'I've got it!' and then give me my samples a millisecond later. A MILLISECOND. That's just not good enough. Your spec says 2 microseconds! My signal's half over by the time you even begin! And even then, you'll never trap it the same way twice. What's up with that. Let's face it, you've got the isolation... but you're... you're.... Non deterministic! I need something more reliable in my life.
You and me, we're just not working out. I think we should see other people. Maybe I'll try that sexy Agilent card I've been seeing around town. I bet he's punctual. ;-D
An yes, this proves that I have infact lost my marbles over this project.
I need more sleep.
I can't help it, you left me no choice! You're just so... undependable when I ask you to do more than the simplest things. Sure you're robust, and when you bother to get back to me, you're always right on the money. I mean come on, 7 and a half digits! I thought I couldn't do better than that!
But let's face it honey. You're _late_ more often than not. I call you, and ask for data, and then, what? You just get back to me when you feel like it? That's not how it works! I need my data on a schedule! None of this 'well maybe' nonsense. Either you have it, or you don't. Don't go saying 'I've got it!' and then give me my samples a millisecond later. A MILLISECOND. That's just not good enough. Your spec says 2 microseconds! My signal's half over by the time you even begin! And even then, you'll never trap it the same way twice. What's up with that. Let's face it, you've got the isolation... but you're... you're.... Non deterministic! I need something more reliable in my life.
You and me, we're just not working out. I think we should see other people. Maybe I'll try that sexy Agilent card I've been seeing around town. I bet he's punctual. ;-D
An yes, this proves that I have infact lost my marbles over this project.
I need more sleep.