Palm reading.

[eraone1]

She grabbed my hand and began to read my fortune.

Her: "This line, this is your life line. It's clean and perfect. Wow. Lots of health. You're going to live a long time."

"This line is your career path. Also very straight. But here…It splits. You'll have to make a choice."

"This line is your love life…Woah. You've had a lot of girlfriends? 
Me: "Eh

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[tr2a]

she has no fkn clue