:D:D:D

[erchirion]

There's a package posted to you Mr. Tarannon, Sir. They're lumpy, lopsided, and may or may not explode if you lay any heated substance on their surfaces...but I made you three dozen ashtrays! Happy early Father's Day. Woo!

Comments

[tarannon]

*sniff* You're a good boy. They will make excellent projectiles should your step-mother's cats show up again.

[erchirion]

*preens* Throw the extra lumpy one first. I think that one will explode without any heat.