Playing Orcs and Elves! Tag, you're it! Now hit the showers.

[erchirion]

I've been talking to Elphir for reasons only Eru knows why. Merry isn't very happy, but agrees I can think for myself. Which is nice of him. Of course the words, "...visit him over my dead body," were uttered. Then he got all hands, and I'll stop there because I think I blacked out screaming his name after that.

ANYWAY....

Haven't spoken to

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[elfwine]

Facial twitches count?

Don't go mad. We're look like Wonderland.

[erchirion]

I thought you were smiling. My bad.

I'm sorry. I can't hear you over the beach grass. It's busy gossiping about Saruman and his huge dildo.

[elfwine]

'orf with 'is 'ead!

[erchirion]

Take you to bed? Don't you have Elphir for that sort of thing? By the way, the sand dune wishes to congratulate you on your bat mitzvah. Mazeltov. When did you get a sex change?