Hmph!

[erchirion]

Elwine, you liar! I jumped off the front step a few times, but it just wasn't steep enough for that satisfying squishy death.

So I climbed up into a tower with an umbrella.

And landed in a tuba. With an internet connection. I think it's the National Marching Corps of Ithilien.

It's sort of dark in here, and there's regular blasts of air up my ass

Comments

[elphir]

Does pointing and laughing constitute help?

[erchirion]

In Elphir's world, I suppose it does. Good boy. *claps* Hey...fetch me some Ex-lax?

[elphir]

Only after you're out of the tuba.

[erchirion]

Well drat.