[audio]

[erhabenheit]

You just made the biggest fucking mistake of your life, asshole.

[SCREEEEECH-

click.]

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[audio]

[gimmethesuit]

Nice to meet you too.

[audio]

[erhabenheit]

Where the hell are you? My fist wants to meet your face.

[audio]

[gimmethesuit]

Take it easy, none of us want to be here either.

[audio]

[erhabenheit]

Oh, so you're nobody important.

Then don't waste my fucking time! God damn.

[So angry.]

[forestcalf]

Oh no!

You sound upset!

You should calm down and have something to eat. You'll feel much better if you do.

[erhabenheit]

I don't eat!

Are you the shithead who brought me here?!

[forestcalf]

Oh.

[Hm.]

Do you require energon? Another of our recently Called makes use of it as an energy source.

[Notice him not answering the question, Bass.]

[erhabenheit]

What the fuck is energon?!

No- I don't care! Shut the fuck up! Tell me where the fuck I am and who brought me here, and tell me now because I hunt you down and let my dog rip your Goddamn throat out!

[bellator_lucis]

[...]

You are going to condemn without even enquiring as to why you're here?

[erhabenheit]

What are you, stupid? Fuck yes I'm going to fucking condemn! I didn't fucking walk here so someone fucking kidnapped me!

[bellator_lucis]

[Sigh.]

This is Vertiline. We have all been brought here to assist the locals against invading monsters.

And insulting, demanding or otherwise being discourteous is not going to help you.

[erhabenheit]

Ohhhhh, so I should just ask nicely where the douchebag who kidnapped me is? Damn, if only I'd known that five minutes ago. Then I wouldn't have started
FUCKING
SCREAMING!

[missmimmi]

[UM OW LOUD NOISES.

And she's pretty sure that's a cuss word]

That is not very nice.

[erhabenheit]

Does it fucking sound like I'm trying to be nice?! Who the fuck would be nice after they've been snatched?!

[missmimmi]

[Okay that makes sense. BUT STILL.]

Acting this way does not help the situation.

[erhabenheit]

Oh yeah? So if I'm sugar sweet I'll magically go the fuck back home, will I?

[pimp_hat]

Well ain't joo be a cheery one.

[erhabenheit]

Jesus Goddamn Christ, are you all lobotomized?! Why the shit should I be fucking cheery about this?!

[pimp_hat]

Scream loudah, dat'll help t'ings.

[erhabenheit]

I bet breaking your face a few times will really help me calm down.