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[eric_byrnes]

Well I've been nudged, so that means I have to update. If not to please Mr. jepeavy44 because I'm a people-pleaser like that.

HI PEAVESTERSooooo more playing time this season makes me One Happy Eric. Need to work on that .269 BA though, kinda. Course there's this like tiny inner me that's shriveling up because I can't surf in Arizona

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[ruby_durazo]

Hey, .269 is good, you whore. Course. Mine's way better, but you know, what can you expect?

Mahahaha, shrivelling. It's your pancreas, I'm sure. I told you and I TOLD YOU...

UH, no?! It was not 40 days and 40 nights. Yet. Jeepers, I really suck at being interesting! Fine, I'll update to make you happy. Because that's what I live for.

Did you ever know that you're my hero? And everything I would like to be?

Kick some duff.

[eric_byrnes]

I'm mad atchoo.

You are the wiiiiind beneath my-hy winggggs....

Felllll too eeeeasy....

[chris_burke2]

Man, you do suck at being interesting. Tell us you were kept from updating because the Turulu Turulu the East Timorese god of war came down in a tsunami to your pueblo and threatened to wipe out the whole of the Western hemisphere unless you sacrificed to him 30 pineapples and 927 young goatlings on an altar made from 6 cubits of acacia wood.

So it took you a while to do all that.

And to think up a more elaborate lie than mine.

[dave_hansen]

I'm tired of Jake trying to finger me

[eric_byrnes]

Yeah I know. That pervert.

[morebellhorn]

hes just likes you guys

[eric_byrnes]

Should I be touched or frightened?

Happeh Pill!

[chris_burke2]

How's it feel to be smacked down? >:)

Ahahaha "peavester"

Dude, I dreamed about you two nights ago, is that way scary or what? I dreamed you were the leadoff hitter for the A's because like this guy who's not even on the A's went on the dl. But you didn't have purple socks so it was lacking. A dream's not a dream without a purple sock.

[barry_zito]

I was wondering what happened to you.