In a competition filled with hamburgers...you- are a steak.

[ericajo]

okay, now i dont watch the simple life, but i jsut saw preview for a new episode. paris and nicole intern at the zoo. it seems real cool. but then they have to go inside with the birds, and they're warned that some birds do bite, so they have to watch out. then they're warned for ATTACK DUCKS. what?! since when were there attack ducks?? i mean c'

Comments

[depardieu_]

I loooooove The Simple Life. I will not lie. I am a slave to trashy tv.

[kkkayla]

she sure is a steak...but not as steaky as our girl care-bear! go carrieeeeeee!

[ericajo]

hah! you know it! carrie is muh girrrrl

[joshorjesushuh]

One of my brothers was bite by a duck once. They do attack. Ducks are more dangerous then an angry red kneck trucker on crank.