Yeah, see, I know he loves his kids too much. If any spawn of mine ever expressed a preference for Tennessee, Dallas, or Auburn, s/he would have to be stuffed in a burlap sack and dropped off the Bay Bridge.
The wife might like to include Stanfurd and U$C in there too.
(Of course, I'm looking at the lineup of teams in yr household and thinking "NOW she wants to watch football??" You might be better served telling her that tomorrow is Sunday and turning on ESPN at noon...AFTER Herbstreit is off the screen...
ursa_minor is going to have to teach her how to make those football cupcakes at an early age. Hey, if my sister and I can teach our 5 year old brother how to make us pancakes on a Saturday morning, little A can learn the football cupcakes.
So my husband's cousin was running with her boyfriend. She was completely hungover and tired when they ended up in the parking lot. He talked about going to the gym to continue their workout, and she said "I just want to go home, lay on the couch and watch football."
The guy standing nearby let the boyfriend know that he would marry her if the boyfriend wouldn't.
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The wife might like to include Stanfurd and U$C in there too.
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(Of course, I'm looking at the lineup of teams in yr household and thinking "NOW she wants to watch football??" You might be better served telling her that tomorrow is Sunday and turning on ESPN at noon...AFTER Herbstreit is off the screen...
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The guy standing nearby let the boyfriend know that he would marry her if the boyfriend wouldn't.
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