Dear Eric, You make me laugh. You should write me a freakin' letter. Someday I will destroy you at Super Smash Brothers. You = Neat? If I saw you now I'd slap you. I would build a gingerbread house just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my pinky toe. If I could sing you any song it would be The 12 Pains of Christmas. We could drink DIET COKE under the stars. My love for you is like that of my love for Gary Busey.
Dear Eric, You make me giggle. You should DANCE. Someday I will hang out with you again. You = remind me of Corey Heart "I wear my sunglasses at night...". If I saw you now I'd say hello. I would build a fort just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my sorry, nowhere haha. If I could sing you any song it would be I WEAR MY SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT. We could drink kool-aid under the stars. My love for you is like that of pink elephants.
Love, alexis!
(P.S. I know you want to make fun of me right now.)
Dear Eric, You make me entertained. You should Listen to my commands. Someday I will actually spend time with you kids when I come home. You = a dead weight lifting champion or something like that. If I saw you now I'd ask you why you were in Edwardsville and how you got in my dorm. I would build a super cake just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my chia pet. If I could sing you any song it would be butchered. We could drink sparkaling grape juice or Kool-aid (both are awesome) under the stars. My love for you is like that of my love for Yoplet Raspberry Whips.
Love, Jane
(P.S. I know you want to call me right now, or maybe comment on my Livejournal.)
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You make me laugh.
You should write me a freakin' letter.
Someday I will destroy you at Super Smash Brothers.
You = Neat?
If I saw you now I'd slap you.
I would build a gingerbread house just for you.
I would get your name tattooed on my pinky toe.
If I could sing you any song it would be The 12 Pains of Christmas.
We could drink DIET COKE under the stars.
My love for you is like that of my love for Gary Busey.
Love,
Jess
(P.S. I know you want to smother me right now.)
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You make me giggle.
You should DANCE.
Someday I will hang out with you again.
You = remind me of Corey Heart "I wear my sunglasses at night...".
If I saw you now I'd say hello.
I would build a fort just for you.
I would get your name tattooed on my sorry, nowhere haha.
If I could sing you any song it would be I WEAR MY SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT.
We could drink kool-aid under the stars.
My love for you is like that of pink elephants.
Love,
alexis!
(P.S. I know you want to make fun of me right now.)
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You cheated.
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You make me entertained.
You should Listen to my commands.
Someday I will actually spend time with you kids when I come home.
You = a dead weight lifting champion or something like that.
If I saw you now I'd ask you why you were in Edwardsville and how you got in my dorm.
I would build a super cake just for you.
I would get your name tattooed on my chia pet.
If I could sing you any song it would be butchered.
We could drink sparkaling grape juice or Kool-aid (both are awesome) under the stars.
My love for you is like that of my love for Yoplet Raspberry Whips.
Love,
Jane
(P.S. I know you want to call me right now, or maybe comment on my Livejournal.)
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